I'll start from what I can earliest remember of my dream.

I walked into a room that looked like a CSS map only to discover two mexican guys and a naked supermodel about to get into some fucking action. I asked one of the mexican guys what was going on and he said he ordered the supermodel from
www.BuyAnyGirlForSex.com. Amazed, I jumped out the window and somehow survived. Outside basically looked like a CSS rendered map. It would have been fine except for a couple things:

1. There were no cars, trucks, etc.
2. There were no people.

It was basically like I was Legend or some shit like that, but without the bacon. I noticed a secret door on the side of the building I just jumped out of. I pulled it open like a door. Inside was nothing, literally. Where the door stopped on
the inside was a wall and a ladder, all which looked like CSS props. I climbed up the ladder only to find out it was my room because it was for no reason at all. Astonished, I unpacked the suitcase I just found at my side. I looked out the
window I had just climbed up and looked to my right. To my right was a city with no people, cars, trash, nothing but buildings. I turned to face left only to be more confused than before. To my left was a massive alleyway that was about
twenty yards long. I was suddenly walking down the alley which probably means I teleported with my awesome super powers. After walking awhile down what I call "What the fuck alley", the city disappeared. Now on the left of the alley was this
swampy, grassy type of land. It had a hell of a lot of trees and vines and in some places small lakes with these animals that had were one-eyed snakes with aligator legs. Whatever. Now I looked to my right and see that immediately where the
alley stone ends there is a wall of water as tall as the buildings I jumped out of. Inside this water there were factories, sunken ships, fish, pipes, and for who the hell knows why there was a koala bear running around in there. At the end of
the alleyway there was a streetlight. Hanging off the street light were two signs that looked like this:

<<Florida|
|New Orleans>>

Both of them confused the hell out of me so I wondered back down the alley to the city. I noticed something different this time. I saw my cousin Renny climbing up the side of the swampy part of the alley. He was wearing a blue swimsuit, blue
lifejacket, and black and blue water shoes. I went over to him and asked what the hell he was doing. He didn't give me a real answer probably because my dream couldn't think of a reason for a 14-year-old boy to be wandering around in a swamp
that just so happens to be in a huge alleyway. Regardless, I walked back to the city. I stopped walking and sat down. Then again with my lazy dream super powers I teleported to the front steps of Arnold's house, from the show Hey Arnold. That's
when my cousins from New York walked up the steps and asked me if I paid rent. In a what-the-fuck-moment-of-desperation I teleported to the inside of my grandmother's kitchen where my uncle, dad, brother, previously mentioned Renny, and brother
of Renny who was not named in my dream. They were all eating lunch at midnight and saying how nice it was to be at the carnival. I watched them for a bit until I turned my chair around away from the table. I saw my grandmother was asking my
aunt if she had the rent which I guess was only eighty cents because of the following reason: My aunt asked me if she could have eighty cents to pay rent. When I said no she said ok she'll go diving for money in New Orleans.

FINALLY, I am back in the deserted city where my cousin somehow is still in the swamp looking for God only knows what. I opened the secret door and cilmbed it up to my room where a tanned girl was laying in my bed naked under the sheets. She
slowly pulled them off exposing herself completely. I walked over the the door and closed it because it was wide open. When I turned around she was still there, except smaller. I walked over and sat down next to her and asked how old she was.
She claimed to be eighteen, however, by her physical features anyone could tell she was only about eleven or twelve. I told her I didn't believe her turned to face the curtain door that appeared in my room. My brother walked through it holding a spoon
and what I can only assume was a bowl of cereal. He stared straight at me and informed me that I missed dinner and still need to pay rent. I told him I'd have rent by Tuesday and looked at my bed where the naked preteen was still laying, and
she looked really pissed off. I went down the ladder to the secret door where I then proceeded to teleport back to my grandmother's house where I paid eighty cents for rent. I walked around a bit until I teleported back to the secret door
where I then climbed the ladder back up to my room only to discover I had beenn robbed. My clothes were everywhere, my money I didn't know I had was gone, everything. I walked angrily to the bathroom and took out one of the pieces of the
ceiling. I reached into the empty space up there and pulled out an M82A1 SASR (Special Applications Scoped Rifle), a .50 calibre sniper rifle used as an anti-materiel rifle. It was rendered to look like the AWP from CSS. I took the
sniper rifle and went to the window where I saw that preteen slut getting into a taxi with all my stuff. I aimed at her head through the scope and pulled the trigger. I shot her head of and instead of blood gushing out instead there was
confetti. Suddenly people flocked the streets screaming and yelling in chaos. I didn't understand what the hell was going on.

Everything went inverted. Black was white, white was black. Time stood still. I was the only moving object.

The middle of the intersection opened up and a pillar came out that looked like the washington monument. I watched all this from the window of my room. I went to the door and pulled it
open only to discover it lead right out in front of the pillar. I walked out the door which suddenly shut, locked, then went into the ground. I walked up to the pillar and there was a computerr screen on the front of it. On the screen were
two simple words:

YOU
WIN

After I read these two words out loud, large spikes impaled me from out of fucking nowhere. Most of them impaled my chest and stomach region, while a few others scratched my legs and arms. I was there for what seemed like forever still alive for
hanging on the spikes which suspended me in air. I looked back on the screen on the pillar and saw two letters side by side on the screen, flashing every once in awhile. The screen read:

JK

I knew this to be the simplest of acronyms that stood for just kidding. Around this time I died and started falling in nothing but black space. Right before I hit the spikes on the bottom of the endless pit,

I woke up.